What's Wrong With Secretary Kim?
Secretary Ki Dunya Ka Afsaana
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What's Wrong
With Secretary Kim?
What's Wrong With Secretary Kim?
Kya uss din sach main itni thand thi?
Usay sardi jaldi lag jaati hai.
Agar kisi ko sardi lag gayi tou kya hoga?
-Main theek hoon. -Main apni baat kar raha hoon.
Main kya karoonga, agar mujhay sardi lag gayi tou?
Aap ko sardi jaldi lag jaati hai?
Main tumhein kabhi nahin bhooloongi.
Tumhaara naam hai Lee...
Pagli.
Dobaara shuru hogayi.
Yeh mera naam nahin hai.
-Mera naam Lee Seong... -Woh kaisa tha?
Hyeon kaisa tha?
Haan.
Unhon nay yaqeenan uss din Hyeon kaha tha.
False memory syndrome bacchon main aam hota hai.
Kya agar...
aik jaisay talafuz ki wajaah say ghalat fehmi hogayi ho?
Seonghyeon?
Haan?
Main nay saaf Seonghyeon kaha.
Aap nay jawaab kyun diya?
Kya aap nay pehlay apna naam badla tha, Vice President?
Kya aap ka naam pehlay Lee Seonghyeon tha?
Mujhay nahin pata tum kya keh kar rahi ho.
Main nay saaf suna tha, jab aapki ammi say kidnapping waalay haadsay ki baat ki thi.
Unhon nay Hyeon ka zikar kiya tha.
Main jaanna chaahti hoon ke sach main kya hua tha.
Secretary Kim.
Main nay neend main jo kaha, uss par ziyaada ghaur mat karo.
Main nay aadat ki wajaah say jawab diya, kyunkay main nay tumhaari aawaaz suni.
Chalo chalein. Main tumhein ghar chhor daita hoon.
Unhon nay aisay jawaab diya jaisay woh unn ka hi naam ho.
Main nay saaf suna tha, jab aapki ammi say kidnapping waalay haadsay ki baat ki thi.
Unhon nay Hyeon ka zikar kiya tha.
Main jaanna chaahti hoon ke sach main kya hua tha.
Chalo meray saath.
Main akailay nahin jaana chaahti.
-Tum meray saath chalo. -Nahin!
Usay jaannay ki zaroorat nahin.
Nahin!
Mujhay yahaan akaila mat chhoro!
Main nahin chaahta,
ke main tumhein dobaara rulaaon.
Kist Number 10
Tum yahaan itni subah kaisay?
Tum jaldi main aayi ho, tou yaqeenan kuch zaroori kaam hoga.
Asal main, mujhay kuch poochhna hai.
Zaroor.
Kya,
Vice President nay pehlay kabhi apna naam badla hai?
Kya?
Mujhay yaad hai ke uss din aap nay Hyeon ka zikar kiya tha.
Main soch rahi thi agar woh Vice President hon.
Kya matlab hai tumhaara?
Tum nay yaqeenan ghalat suna hoga.
Nahin, main nay saaf...
suna tha ke aap nay poochha, "Hyeon kaisa tha?"
Jab hum kidnapping ke haadsay ki baat kar rahay thay.
Main nahin jaanti aap kya socheingi.
Lekin mujhay lagta hai, jis Hyeon ka aapne zikar kiya tha, woh Vice President hain.
Tum aisi naamumkin cheezein soch bhi kaisay laiti ho?
Main jaanti hoon ke yeh aap keliye mushkil hai.
Agar koi baat hai, jo main nahin jaanti,
kya aap mujhay woh bata sakti hain?
Uss waqt,
tumhaaray saath jo larka tha woh Seongyeon tha.
Main kisi Hyeon naam ke larkay ko nahin jaanti.
Tum nay ghalat suna hoga, Secretary Kim.
-Lekin... -Secretary Kim.
Main thori thaki hui hoon.
Kya tum baraaye meherbaani jaa sakti ho?
Jee, zaroor.
Main ab chalti hoon.
Tum itni subah hamaaray ghar main kya kar rahi ho?
Main Madam Lee say milnay ke baad jaanay waali thi.
Main tum say waisay bhi raabta karnay waala tha.
Yeh bohot acha hua.
Kis wajaah say?
Main nay kaha tha tum say ke main tumhein tumhaari diary waapis kar doonga.
Acha.
Ruko. Main jaa kar laata hoon.
Suno.
Kya tumhein,
diary parhnay ke baad kuch yaad aaya?
Pakka nahin.
Maazrat.
Tumhein uss aurat ke baaray main kuch yaad nahin jis nay hamein aghwa kiya tha?
Woh kaisi dikhti thi ya uss ke baal kitnay lambay tha ya uss ka jism?
Mujhay kuch bhi yaad nahin.
Tumhein aghwa honay ke baaray main yaad nahin, ya bach kar bhaagnay ke?
Kuch bhi nahin?
Tum yeh sab achaanak say kyun poochh rahi ho?
Woh...
Main sirf soch rahi thi ke meri diary say koi faida nahin hua.
Choonkay tumhein kuch yaad nahin aaya.
Woh.
Lagta hai mujhay isliye yaad nahin aata, kyunkay main yeh chaahta nahin.
Meray khayaal say yeh meray dimaagh ka mujhay mehfooz rakhnay ka tareeqa hai.
Choonkay uss waqt main nay itna zulm saha tha.
Tum meray liye andar intizaar karo. Main diary laata hoon.
Aisa lagta hai ke Seongyeon ke dimagh main zabardasti woh yaadein daali gayi hain.
Maazrat tumhein intizaar karwaanay ka.
Yeh rahi tumhaari diary.
Inn do tasweeron main say,
tum kon ho?
Main yeh hoon.
Baayein haath waala.
Tumhein yaad nahin?
Miso.
Main nay iss baaray main bohot socha hai.
Meray khayaal say mujhay tum sirf isliye pasand ho kyunkay hum pehlay sath thay.
Main tum say foran jawab nahin maang raha.
Main bas...
chaahta tha ke tum jaano ke main kya mehsoos karta hoon.
Jia, tum nay hifaazat say ghar badal liya?
Jee.
Mujhay bohot pasand hai kyunkay main sirf 5 minute main daftar pohnch jaati hoon.
Ghar bohot hi sukoon aur aaraam deh hai.
Tum hamein apnay sukoon waalay aur aaraamdeh ghar main kab daawat dogi?
Maazrat?
Naye ghar ki party.
Main...
Woh aik studio apartment hai tou bohot hi chhota hai.
Aur main khaana bohot bura pakaati hoon.
Ya Khuda, Jia.
Hum aisay log nahin hain, jo kisi par dabaao daalein.
Saada cheezein jaisay, fried chicken, jokbal,
sweet and sour pork, braised short ribs.
Hum baahir ke khaanay main bhi khush hongay.
Hum tang nahin kartay, hai na?
Tum khush naseeb ho, jo tumhaaray daftar waalay itnay achay hain.
Kal tou chhutti hai!
Aray waah, kamaal hogaya.
Hum kal aajaayeingay, theek hai?
-Theek hai? -Theek hai?
Theek hai.
Secretary Kim!
-Hello! -Hello!
Hum kal Jia ke naye ghar ki party main jaa rahay hain.
Tum aaogi na?
Mujhay kal apnay rishtedaaron ke saath kahin jaana hai.
Theek hai, samajh gaye.
Hum iss ke naye ghar ke tauhfay keliye kitnay paisay jama kareingay?
Secretary Yang ko mila kar hum 5 log hain.
Har koi 20,000 won nikaalay tou?
Secretary Yang nahin aasakeingay, kyunkay unhen hamesha yahan hona hota hai.
Aur tum log jaantay ho, aaj kal kitni mehngaayi hai.
Har koi 20,000 won daalega, tou hum kya khareed paayeingay?
-Hushiyaar Deputy Park. -Jee?
Tumhein nahin lagta ke hamein 24,900 won nikaalnay chaahiye?
Phir hum kal naye ghar ki party main jaayeingay!
-Mera mood achanaak acha hogaya. -Main kya pehnoon?
Mera aaj mood acha rahega.
Main kya karoon?
Vice President Lee Yeongjun
Jaisa ke main nay socha tha,
Vice President hi woh larkay hain jinhein main dhoond rahi thi..
Lekin yeh sab mujh say yeh kyun keh rahay hain ke woh Seongyeon tha?
Kya Vice President sach main apni yaadein kho chukay hain?
Meray khayaal say sahi hoga agar main kuch naa pata honay ka naatak karoon.
Secretary Kim.
Subah bakhair.
Aap ko aaj 3 bajay say subsidiary companies jaana hai.
Aap raat ka khaana managing directors ke saath khaayeingay.
Jia aaj aap ke saath chalegi.
Kya iss ka matlab hai ke raat ke khaanay tak hum sath nahin hongay?
Jee.
Afsos ki baat hai.
Tum aaj raat meray ghar kyun nahin aati?
Jee?
Raat ko?
Tum kya soch rahi ho?
Meray ghar aur woh bhi raat ko?
Inn do jumlon say, maahol ban sakta hai.
Jis say tum cheezein sochnay par majboor hosakti ho.
Mera nahin khayaal ke aisa hoga.
Main kabhi aisi school main nahin gayi, jaisay aap gaye thay.
Meray khayaalaat itnay rangeen nahin hain.
Yeh tou badqismati hai.
Main soch raha tha ke apnay study main documents sahi say rakhoon.
Kya tum meri madad kar sakti ho?
Zaahir hai. Fikar mat karein.
Yeongjun.
Kya?
Kya kaha tum nay?
Main sirf aik dafa yeh kehna chaahti thi.
Yeongjun.
Tum mujhay yeh hi bula sakti ho.
Main tumhein ijaazat doonga.
Nahin. Aik dafa kaafi tha.
Chalein phir.
Tum mujhay yeh bula sakti...
Kya mujhay yeh record kar laina chaahiye tha?
Vice President?
Tum waqt say pehlay aagayi.
Tumhein dil ka daura par sakta hai agar tum nay mera kamal ka jism dekh liya.
Main jaldi say kapray pehen laita hoon.
Kya woh...
nishaan hongay, jab hum aghwa huay thay, uss waqt say?
Kitna dard hua hoga?
Main itna ro kyun rahi hoon?
Haan, Pilnam?
Tum kahaan ho, Miso?
-Main Vice President ke ghar par hoon. -Kya?
Tum iss waqt wahaan kyun ho?
Kya tum nay sach main usay apna boyfriend bana liya hai?
Uss khud garz insaan ko?
Pilnam.
Woh khud garz nahin hai.
Woh meri soch say kayi ziyaada behtar niklay.
Tou...
Mujhay umeed hai.
Ke ab tum hamaari itni fikar nahin karogi.
Khair, tumhein pata hai na kal hum 12 bajay nikleingay?
Dair mat karna.
Samajh gayi.
Main rakh rahi hoon.
Main paagal horahi hoon.
Kya woh hamaaray rishtay ke itnay khilaaf hain ke yeh ro rahi hai?
Lekin kyun?
Unhein mera khulay dil say istiqbaal karna chaahiye.
Aisa hosakta hai kya,
ke main itna kamaal ka hoon, ke unhein paraishaani hoti hai?
Yeongjun, badtameez.
Tum thoray kam kamaal ke nahin hosaktay?
Meri hi ghalti hai.
Secretary Kim.
Sab kuch sahi hojaayega.
Jee. Security documents ke ilawa,
main 10 saal puraanay saaray documents jaanay doongi.
Woh nahin.
Saaray maslay jinn ko lekar tum paraishaan ho.
Mujhay yaqeen hai ke sab sahi hojaayega.
Kya matlab hai aap ka?
Main nay tumhein phone par baat kartay huay suna.
Lagta hai ke tumahari behnein hamaaray rishtay ko lekar fikar mand hain.
Main jald tumhaaray saaray maslay hal kardoonga.
Tum jaan lo.
Logon par chha jaata hai, mera,
jaadu.
Main tumhaari behnon ko manaanay keliye kuch bhi karoonga.
Ab say please rona nahin.
Aap ko mujhay chhornay aanay ki zaroorat nahin.
Zaroorat hai, taakay main tumhaaray saath ziyaada waqt guzaar sakoon.
Itna afsos hoga agar hum aik doosray ko seedha alvida keh dein.
Tumhein afsos hoga, hai na?
Haan, bilkul.
Main kal faarigh hoon.
Hum date par chalein?
Main kal nahin aasakoongi. Kal main apni behnon ke saath jaaongi.
Kya yeh woh khaas saalaana event hai jis keliye tum hamesha waqt nikaalti ho?
Jee.
Kya tum dobaara iss saal Jaebu Island jaaogi?
Jee.
Main chalti hoon.
Aray, haan. Vice President.
Yeh.
Yeh kya hai, Secretary Kim?
Ghar sambhal kar jaayyega.
Ya Khuda!
Jaao.
Tum kyun paraishaan ho?
Tum nay aisi shakal banaayi hai, taakay main yeh sawaal karoon.
Haan.
Mujh say poochhein ke main kaisa hoon. Mujhay dil halka karna hai.
Tum dil halka kyun nahin kartay phir?
Kar loon?
Main nay apni pichhli biwi ko daikha.
Thoray din pehlay.
Aur main nay usay aik doosray aadmi ke saath daikha.
Woh itni khush lag rahi thi.
Tum abhi itnay udaas dikh rahay ho.
Haan.
Agar koi muqaabla ho ke sab say badqismat kon hai,
mujhay yaqeen hai ke mera naam awwal teen main hoga.
Uss ka abhi say boyfriend kaisay hosakta hai? Kaisay?
Jab woh tumhaari thi, tab tumhein usay khush rakhna chaahiye tha.
Kya tum jaantay ho...
Main usay khush rakhta tha.
Main uss keliye sahi waqt par bags khareedta tha. Aur zewraat bhi.
Main uss keliye naashta banaata tha, aur make-up ke baghair uski taareef karta tha.
Uss ko tou kya, uss ke khaandaan ko bhi khush rakhnay ki koshish karta tha.
Uss ke khaandaan ko bhi?
Tum nay logon ko kehtay suna hai,
agar tumhaari biwi khubsurat ho tou tumhen apnay susraal waalon ke samnay jhukna hai?
Main nay bilkul aisa hi kiya.
Naa sirf uss ke waaldein, par uss ke behen bhai bhi kehtay thay,
"Tum itnay achay ho, Park! Tum kamaal kar rahay ho!
Meray pyaaray. Meray pyaaray."
-Unhon nay tumhaaray saath aisa kiya? -Haan, bilkul.
Tum nay aisa kya kiya ke woh tumhaari taareef karein?
Tumhein mujh par bharosa nahin hai?
Nahin, main sirf jaanna chaahta hoon
agar tumhein dil jeetnay ke koi tareeqay maaloom hon.
Tou uss ke khaandaan ke saath...
Aap ko Secretary Kim ke khaandaan ko khush karna hai, hai na?
Kis nay kaha?
Main yeh kaisay samjhaaon?
Acha, sunein.
Pata hai subcontractors kitni mehnat kartay hain
hamaaray saath contract karnay keliye?
Phir hamen manaanay ki koshish kartay hain ke unn ki company bohot achi hai?
-Sahi. -Aap ko bhi yeh hi karna hai.
Aap, Yeongjun...
aap aik nayi chhoti si company ki tarha hain,
jo Secretary Kim ke khaandaan ke naam ki bari company ko manaana chaahtay hain.
Aap abhi abhi banay hain aur koi aap par bharosa nahin karta.
Tou, ab say...
aap ko saabit karna hai ke aap aik achi company hain.
Mujhay ab samajh aaraha hai.
Tum nay kya kiya tha?
Main nay...
45 degree ke angle par jhuka,
apnay haath joray,
"Jee, jee, jee! Bilkul. Jee, bilkul!"
"Mujhay pasand aaya. Jee, jee." Unhon nay jo kaha main nay woh kiya.
Kya?
Tou, jab aap uss ke khaandaan say milein,
aap ko apna ghuroor ghar par chhor kar jaana hoga.
Kya mujhay sach main itna aagay jaana chaahiye?
Aap ko is hadh tak jaanay ki zaroorat hai,
uss ke khaandaan ki khushi...
Yeh kya horaha hai?
Main aap say mashwara laina chah raha tha, lekin main mashwara kyun deraha hoon?
Meray raungtay kharay horahay hain.
Mujhay uss ke khandaan ko khush karna hai.
Main nay yeh jaga saaf kardi hai. Tou mazay karyega.
-Theek hai. -Shukriya.
-Uff. -Yahaan kitna sukoon hai.
Aisa lagta hai jaisay hum kisi rishtedaar say milnay aatay hon,
kyunkay hum har saal yahaan aatay hain.
Lekin, Miso.
Tum itni bezaar kyun lag rahi ho?
Tum yahaan saaray raastay thaki hui lag rahi thi.
Kuch hua hai kya?
Aisa kuch nahin hai.
Kya main nay jo kal raat kaha, yeh uss ki wajaah say hai?
Tumhein jawaab dainay par majboor karnay keliye,
jab main nay poochha ke Vice President tumhaaray boyfriend hain?
-Aisi baat nahin... -Miso.
Main ammi ka kirdaar ada kar rahi hoon.
Tumhein lagta hai ke main aisay hi baithi rahoongi,
jab meri behen ko itne maslay horahay hon?
Chaahay main isay kisi bhi tarah say daikhoon,
mujhay nahin lagta ke tumhein uss ke saath hona chaahiye.
Tum yeh isliye keh rahi ho kyunkay tum uss say kabhi nahin mili.
Tumhein koi andaaza nahin ke uss main kitni achaaiyaan...
Suno! Tum nay wazan kam kiya hai kya?
Main nay tumhein kaafi waqt say nahin daikha aur tum patli lag rahi ho.
-Sach main? -Haan.
Meray 2 kg barh gaye hain.
Meray khayaal say main nay kaalay kapray pehnay hain isliye patli lag rahi hoon.
Khair...
Main nahin jaanti ke kya horaha hai, par please apna khayaal rakho, Miso.
Tumhein aaj bohot mazay karnay chaahiye.
Theek hai.
Chalo mazay karein.
-Theek hai, chalo mazay karein. -Sach main?
Uff.
Aaj Jia ke ghar par itnay mazay kareingay.
Haan.
Kya hum pohnchnay waalay hain?
Haan, taqreeban. Mera ghar woh raha.
Aray, yeh waala?
Aray.
Teesray maalay par rehnay waali aurat.
-Hello. -Hello.
Aaj aap ke mehmaan aaye hain.
-Jee. Naye ghar ki party rakhi hai aaj. -Acha.
Choonkay aap ka kamra chhota hai, aap chhat par jaa saktay hain.
Theek hai phir.
-Mazay karyega. -Shukriya.
Alvida.
Chhat?
Zabardast.
Chhat par sharaab peenay ka aur bhi maza aayega.
Bilkul bhi nahin. Itni garmi main hum chhat par kyun jaayeingay?
Chalo seedha meray kamray main chaltay hain.
Aaj kaafi thanda mausam hai. Baahir rehnay keliye bohot acha hai.
Chalo.
-Theek hai! Chalo chhat par chalein! -Lekin phir bhi!
Chhat par rehnay waalay ko masla hosakta hai.
Hum yahaan roz tou nahin aatay. Hum uss say baat kar leingay.
Chalo!
Ruko.
Agar yeh baat hai tou kya aap log pehlay meray kamray main jaa kar,
khaana lekar oopar aasaktay hain?
Main pehlay chhat par jaati hoon,
aur baithnay ki jaga saaf kar daiti hoon. Woh bohot ghandi hai.
Aaraam say aana.
Uff Khuda. Theek hai.
-Yeh itni achi hai. -Haan. Bohot achi hai. Fikar mat karo.
-Chalo. -Acha.
Waah. Uss nay hamaaray liye itni tayyaariyaan ki hain.
Please aur baray hojaao.
Tum aik cherry tamaatar ho?
Zaroori nahin ke tum cherry jitnay hi raho.
Hum maslay main hain.
Kya hua?
Kya tumhaaray colleagues yahaan hain?
Tumhein kaisay pata?
Woh sab yahaan hain.
Wo mere naye ghar ki party main aaye hain, lekin woh chhat par aana chaahtay hain.
Kya?
Tumhaaray paas waqt nahin hai. Jaldi chhupo!
Main kahaan chhupoonga?
Tumhein unhein yahaan aanay say rokna hoga.
Yeh itna ooncha kyun hai?
Ya Khuda!
Jaldi karo! Foran jaao! Jaldi!
Ya Khuda!
Hum kya karein?
Pata nahin main kya karoon.
Ya Khuda!
Tum kahaan jaa rahay ho?
Waah.
Waah. Yeh bohot acha hai.
Thak gayi main. Meri peeth!
Waah, aap log aa bhi gaye?
Main nay kaha tha ke meray kamray say khaana laitay aana.
Kya main tumhein,
tajurbay waala waiter ya dikhta hoon?
-Uff. Main bhari cheezen nahin utha sakti. -Abay yaar.
Meri haddiyaan bohot kamzor hain.
Pata hai main bohot hi maasoom aur naazuk insaan hoon.
Itni thakan lag rahi hai.
Yeh lakray ka bench itna acha lag raha hai.
Aagaye tum log!
Yeh kamaal ki chhat hai.
Raat ko yahaan ka nazaara bohot khoobsoorat hota hoga.
Chalo poori raat mazay karein.
Aap log yahaan raat tak rukeingay?
Yeh raat tak kyun rukeingay? Ya Khuda!
-Baitho! -Baitho!
Uff.
Waah. Sahi.
Jia nay hamaaray liye itna saara khaana mangwaaya hai.
Main nay kaha tha ke itna saara naa mangwaaye.
Nikaalo!
Hogaya!
Vice President!
Aap yahaan kaisay, Vice President?
Aap logon say mil kar khushi hui.
Mera naam Lee Yeongjun hai.
Aap yahaan?
Main nay tum say poochha tha agar tum pichhlay saal waali jagaah hi jaaogi.
Do saal pehlay, tum nay badminton khaila tha, aik school main,
jis guesthouse main tum rahi thi, aur tumhein moch aagayi thi.
Main nay aik school ke saath main guesthouse dhoondnay ki koshish ki.
Aur yeh rahi woh jaga.
Mera yeh matlab nahin tha.
Main poochh rahi hoon ke aap yahaan kyun aaye hain?
Main yahaan apni behnon ke saath aayi hoon.
Main isi wajaah say yahaan aaya hoon.
Unhein fikar hai ke hum saath hain.
Tou main unn ki fikar khatam karnay aaya hoon.
Main tumhaari behnon ko khush karnay ki poori koshish karoon...
Miso!
Pilnam.
Mujhay yaqeen hai ke aap itnay duur is say daftar ka kaam karwanay nahin aaye.
Kya main poochh sakti hoon ke aap yahaan kyun aaye hain phir?
Kya aap dono ab saath hain?
-Nahin, woh... -Jee.
Hum saath hain.
Main jaanta hoon ke aap ko fikar hai ke Secretary Kim aur main saath hain.
Lekin aap ko ziyaada fikar karnay ki zaroorat nahin hai.
Ehsaasaat asli hain,
aap ki soch say ziyaada.
Main Secretary Kim ke meray liye ehsaasaat ki baat kar raha hoon.
Aur mujhay yeh bohot achi bhi lagti hai.
Kya hum baaqi baat meray resort main karein?
Mainay aap logon keliye meray resort main aik kamra tayyaar karwaaya hai...
Nahin, shukriya.
Aap nay mujh say kaha ke main fikar naa karoon ke aap log saath hain.
Lekin main khud ko rok nahin sakti.
Woh isliye kyunkay aap ki dunya hamaari dunya say bilkul alag hai.
Aur mujhay ajeeb sa lag raha hai ke aap aisay achaanak yahaan aagaye.
Pilnam.
Tum nay kaha tha ke bhook lagi hai. Chalo abhi chalein.
-Chalo khaana khaanay chalein. -Phir...
Saath khaana khaatay hain.
Main nay qareeb main sab say achay restaurant main booking karwaayi hai.
Nahin, shukriya.
Hum nay bhi aik restaurant main booking karwaayi hai.
Chalein phir usi restaurant main chaltay hain.
Kya?
Kya aap sach main hamaaray saath aana chaahtay hain?
Marinated soy crab, seasoned crab, pickled shrimp, spicy blue crab stew
Lagta hai aap ko jhatka laga hai.
Isliye, kyunkay aap jitna chaahein khaa saktay hain,
aur woh bhi sirf 19,900 won main?
Jee.
Mujhay yaqeen nahin aata ke iss tarah ke kaarobaar main bhi munaafa hota hoga.
Kam munaafa hota hai lekin jaldi jaldi mil jaata hai.
Yeh sastay main baich saktay hain kyunke yeh sastay ajza istimal karte hain.
Lekin mujhay nahin lagta ke aap aisay sastay marinated crab khaa saktay hain.
Aap nay sirf mashoor baawarchion ke haath ke marinated crabs khaaye hongay.
Aap waapis jaa saktay hain agar aap ko acha naa lag raha ho tou.
Nahin.
Meri aur aap ki dunya aik hi hai.
Mujhay bilkul bhi ajeeb nahin lag raha.
Vice President.
Aap foran ghar jaa saktay hain.
Nahin, main marinated crabs khaaonga.
Main jitnay chahoon utnay khaa sakta hoon.
Main karta hoon, Secretary Kim.
Aap isay daftar ke baahir bhi Secretary Kim bulaatay hain?
Aur tum inhein Vice President bulaati ho?
Baat tou sahi hai.
Mujhay aisa lagta tha ke hamein ab ek dusray ko alag tarah se bulana chahiye.
Miso, tumhein mujhay ab say Yeongjun bulaana chaahiye.
Pilnam, hum khud faisla karengay ke hamein aik doosray ko kya bulaana hai.
Mera pait itna bhar gaya hai.
Meray khayaal say mera pait inn marinated crabs say bhar gaya hai.
Mujhay aur khaanay ki zaroorat hai, jab tak ke mera pait aur nahin bhar jaata.
Inn ka pait bhar gaya hai phir bhi yeh kyun khaa rahi hain?
Paisay wusool karnay keliye.
Jee?
Choonkay hum nay aik say paisay diye hain, behtar nahin agar hum ziyaada khaayein?
Aap ko aisi soch ke baaray main kuch nahin pata hoga.
Agar aap ka pait bhi bhar jaaye, phir bhi aap paisay wusool karnay kelie khaatay ho.
Main samajhta hoon.
Aap nay suna hai jo ameer hotay hain woh hi sabsay ziada paisay bachaatay hain?
Main aisa hi hoon.
Main aaj apnay paisay wusool karnay keliye ziyaada khaana khaaonga.
Acha. Chalo khaana shuru karein.
Yeh roe say bhara hua hai.
Acha, main doosri plate laata hoon.
Larkay.
Tum aur kitna marinated crab khaaogay?
Tum aisay kyun khaa rahay ho jaisay tumhari zindagi ka daaromadaar iss par ho?
Ya Khuda.
Aap ab khaana rok saktay hain.
Aap nay apnay paisay wusool karliye.
Sach main?
Main aaj kelie khaana band kar daita hoon.
Ab hi mujhay aisa lag raha hai ke meray paisay zaaya nahin gaye.
Kya main nay ziyaada khaa liya?
Lagta hai ke mera pait crab say bhar chuka hai.
Uff.
Thora paani peeyein.
Aap ka pait tou kharaab nahin horaha?
Main Lee Yeongjun hoon, jisay har hunar aata hai.
Main apna khaana bhi achay say hazam kar laita hoon.
Kyun naa aap ghar chalay jaayein, aap nay khaana khaa liya hai tou.
Inhon nay yeh kya pehna hua hai?
Hamein clams lainay jaana hai.
Har saal, hum clams lainay jaatay hain aur unhein khud pakaatay hain.
Lekin aap log khud kyun mehnat kar rahay hain,
jab ke aap chhutti par mazay karnay aaye hain?
Woh...
Aap ko kya pata?
Yaqeenan bawarchi aap keliye sab say achay ajza chun kar khaana pakaatay hongay.
Aap ko kya pata khud ke ajza laanay ki zaroorat kya hoti hai,
kyunkay hamein taaza samandari khaanay say kalguksu banaana pasand hai?
Isliye main nay kaha tha ke aap ki aur hamaari dunya alag hai.
Main aap ke saath chaloonga!
Clams jama karnay keliye!
Theek hai.
Aap hamesha aaraamdeh raston par chalay hain.
Aap keechar main chal sakeingay?
Haan, bilkul.
Secretary Kim ke saath rehnay keliye,
tou main naa sirf ghandi main, balkay kaanton par bhi chal sakta hoon.
Chalein beach par chalein!
Keechar main.
Main keechar main jaata hoon!
-Khaana itna mazedaar hai. -Bohot hi mazedaar hai.
Suno.
Aaj Jia ke naye ghar ki party hai.
-Uss ke naam aik jaam peetay hain. -Theek hai?
-Jia ki khushi ke naam! -Cheers!
Cheers!
Meray jism main sharaab jaa rahi hai.
Mujhay yeh jagaah bohot pasand hai.
-Ya Khuda. -Ya Khuda. Mera bag.
Ruko.
Main kuch laati hoon isay saaf karnay keliye.
Uff. Yeh aik mehnga bag hai.
Shukriya, Jia. Tum itni samajhdaar ho.
Mujhay laga tha ke aaj thand hogi. Lekin dhoop bohot nikli hui hai.
Hum bench ko thora jhoolay ki taraf karlein?
Haan. UV rays, jild ki sab say bari dushman hai.
Chalo abhi hi hataatay hain.
-Chalo. -Bench say utro please.
-Yeh jagaah ziyaada behtar hai. -Haan hai.
-Khayaal karna. -Acha.
-Aik, do, teen.
-Ya Khuda. -Isay wahaan lechaltay hain.
-Aik, do. -Jaao, jaao.
Ya Khuda.
Surprise!
Mr. Ko.
Aap yahaan kya kar rahay hain?
Main nay kaha na surprise?
Surprise?
Haan.
Mujhay bhi aaj daawat di gayi thi.
Main aisa aadmi hoon jo cheezon ko dilchasp banaana chahta hai.
Main chaahta tha ke aap log mazay karein.
Tou, Ms. Jia nay yeh plan banaaya.
Main yahaan kuch dair keliye chhupa rahoonga.
Main sahi waqt ka intizaar kar raha tha, saamnay aanay keliye.
Aur phir aap logon nay bench ko hataaya.
Kamaal kar diya.
Sab log, khaayein please.
Aap bhi, Mr. Ko.
-Chalo khaayein. -Theek hai.
Ya Khuda.
Mr. Ko, aap beer peeyeingay?
Meray khayaal say hamein aur beer chaahiye hogi.
Meray paas itni hi hai.
Main lay aati hoon phir.
Main beer laati hoon. Main nay saamnay hi bari supermarket daikhi thi.
Main wahaan say beer laati hoon. Bas khareedni hi tou hai, hai na?
Tumhein kya hogaya hai? Tum khud jaanay keliye keh rahi ho?
Agar mujhay aur peeni hai tou mujhay jaa kar khaana hazm karna chaahiye.
-Jaldi aajaana. -Theek hai. Jaldi aajaaongi.
-Khaatay rehna. -Sambhal kar jaana.
Aray, yeh acha lag raha hai.
-Khush aamdeed. -Main yeh chakh sakti hoon?
Zaroor. Aaj aik khareedein, aik muft paayein.
-Sach main? -Jee.
Waah. Bohot hi mazedaar hai.
Mujhay aik aur khaana chaahiye.
Larki.
Tum teeno akaili kaisay khaa gayi?
Tum khareednay waali tou ho nahin.
Hum khareed rahay hain.
Aik, do, teen.
Hum yeh teeno khareedeingay.
Tou please, inhein sharminda naa karein.
Chalo.
Theek hai.
Kya Vice President aarahay hain ya nahin?
Woh dikhaawa kyun kar rahay thay, jab woh kar nahin saktay tou?
Pilnam!
Tum mujhay aankhein bari karke ghoor kyun rahi ho?
Tumhein nahin lagta tum bohot bura bartaao kar rahi ho?
Main jaanti hoon ke tum paraishaan ho ke woh aisay achaanak aagaya,
kehtay huay ke hum saath hain,
lekin tum badtameezi kyun kar rahi ho, tum tou aisi ho bhi nahin?
Miso.
Mujhay sirf tumhaari fikar hai.
Main nay kaha tum say ke meri fikar mat karo.
Woh waisay nahin hain jaisa tum sochti ho.
Woh meri hifaazat kartay hain, jab main dari hui hoti hoon.
Aur woh mera khayaal rakhtay hain ke mujhay koi paraishaani na ho.
Tum kuch nahin jaanti.
Ya Khuda!
Ya Khuda! Kya horaha hai?
Dair say aanay keliye maazrat.
Vice President.
Aap ko yeh sab kahaan say mila?
Main har cheez bilkul sahi tarah say karna chaahta hoon,
jab main woh karnay ki soch laita hoon.
Kya aap yeh achay say karleingay kyunkay aap ke paas samaan ziada hai?
Aap ke paas tajurba hona chaahiye, hamaari tarha.
Kyunkay hum yeh saalon say kartay aarahay hain.
Pilnam.
Hum muqaabla karein phir?
Muqaabla?
Tum dono aik team main, hum dono aik team main.
Haarnay waali team, jeetnay waali team ki khwaahish poori karegi.
-Kya khayaal hai? -Theek hai.
Jo marzi karo.
Secretary Kim.
Main jaanta hoon tum acha karogi, kyunkay yeh aik muqaabla hai.
Lekin tum unn say kya maangogi?
Main unn say kahoongi ke tum say nafrat naa karein.
Meri thakan, lehron ki tarah jaa chuki hai.
Acha hai.
Yeh aik pathar hai.
Ya Khuda.
Mera nahin khayaal yeh achi jagaah hai.
Ab kaam kar raha hai na!
Clams!
Manila clam!
Ab bas inhein utha kar lejaana hai.
Hum jeet gaye.
Haan bilkul.
Mubaarak ho, Miso.
Vice President.
Tou...
tumhaari kya khwaahish hai, Miso?
Meri khwaahish...
yeh hai ke tum dono inn say nafrat naa karo.
Nahin.
Agar aap mujh say nafrat kartay hain tou koi masla nahin.
Lekin,
mujh par nazar rakhein.
Main apni beriyaayi saabit karke rahoonga.
Chalo chalein. Chalo.
Ya Khuda.
Aap theek hain?
Haan.
Lekin...
aap ke haath itnay thanday kyun hain?
Mujhay daikhnay dein.
Aap ka pait kharaab horaha hai kya?
Mujhay laga tha ke aap bohot ziyaada marinated crab bohot jaldi kha rahay thay.
Nahin, main...
Meray saath aayein. Aap ko dawaayi ki zaroorat hai.
-Secretary Kim, mujhay clams uthanay hain. -Nahin!
-Clams! -Jaldi karein!
Pilnam.
Meray khayaal say uss ka pait hamaari wajaah say kharaab hua.
Hai na?
Usay itna khaanay keliye kis nay kaha ke pait hi kharaab hojaaye?
Sach main, mujhay hairat horahi hai.
Jab main usay khabron main daikhti thi, woh itna maghroor lagta tha.
Lekin woh yahaan tak aaya
aur tumhaari uss ke baaray main raaye qaayem karnay ke bawajood itni koshish ki.
Meray khayaal say woh Miso ki bohot fikar karta hai.
Tumhein nahin lagta?
Main,
thori pareshan thi kyunkay mujhay laga tha ke uss main sexual dysfunction hai.
Lekin meray khayaal say woh acha insaan hai.
Phir bhi,
choonkay uss ki saali maahir hai, woh pakka theek hosakta hai.
Kya? Saali?
Main keh rahi hoon ke mujhay woh pasand hai.
Tou tumhein bhi apna dil kholna chaahiye.
Garmi horahi hai. Chalo.
Woh waala lo.
Lekin yeh bhaari hai!
Ya Khuda!
Apna haath dein.
Main theek hoon.
Nahin. Acupuncture pait sahi karnay ka sab say taiz ilaaj hai.
Lekin phir bhi...
-UFO hai! -Kahaan?
Aray, khoon beh raha hai!
Mera khoon beh raha hai?
Aap ko ghar jaa kar aaraam karna chaahiye. Aap ki tabyat sahi nahin.
Nahin, main bilkul theek hoon.
Main aap ki madad karoonga.
-Nahin, hum yeh khud kar saktay hain. -Agar aisi baat hai tou,
kya aap isay goond saktay hain?
Aam taur par, hamaray abbu yeh kartay hain lekin unhein aaj kahin aur jaana tha.
Meray naazuk haath hain, isliye bohot thakan lagti hai.
Mujhay dedein please.
Vice President, thora aaraam say please.
Lekin mera pait ab behtar hai.
Agar aap ka pait dobaara kharaab hua tou main dobaara aap keliye yeh kardoongi.
-Hum beer peeyein? -Haan.
Bar yahin saath main hai.
-Chalo. -Chalo.
Ruko. Tum log kahaan jaa rahay ho?
Abhi hi baarish aana shuru hui, tou hum kisi band jaga jaa rahay hain.
Tumhein mujhay call karni chaahiye thi phir.
Kya main nay faaltu main paisay kharch...?
Nahin. Main tumhen yeh tauhfay ke taur par desakti hoon, naye ghar keliye.
Itna saara?
Chalo ab chalein.
Chalo.
Kya yeh jagaah bohot khaamosh hai kyunkay yahaan koi nahin hai?
Hai na? Sab log itnay khaamosh kyun hain?
Hamaaray paas kuch mazay waala karnay keliye nahin hai?
Kis tarha ka mazay waala? Hum aik doosray say roz miltay hain.
-Shukriya. -Shukriya.
Khaana mazay say khaayyega.
-Shukriya. -Madam.
Jee.
Kya aap ko pata hai ke yahaan park ban raha hai?
Baraaye meherbaani yahan dastakhat kardein ke aap ko iss say koi masla nahin.
Aray?
-301 waali larki hain. -Jee.
Yahaan dastakhat kardein please.
Bas aap ka aur chhat waalay aadmi ka dastakhat reh gaya hai.
Acha?
Yeh lein.
-Jee, shukriya. -Jee.
Tum yeh kya kar rahay ho?
Tum nay apna munh iss squid say kyun chhupaaya hua hai?
Woh...
-Naqaab waalay Gulukaar ka Baadshaah. -Kya?
-Naqaab waalay Gulukaar ka Baadshaah? -Haan.
Aap nay poochha tha agar kuch mazay waala hai karnay ko.
Tou, cheezein dilchasp banaanay keliye,
main aik gaana gaaonga.
Main shuru karta hoon.
Ruk jaao. Ruk jaao.
Kyun?
Aap nay mujh say ruknay keliye kyun kaha?
Tum promotion keliye itni hadh tak jaanay keliye tayyaar ho?
Kya matlab hai aap ka? Promotion keliye?
Mujhay yaqeen hai ke tum nay suna hai
ke hamaaray department main aana promotion ki tarha hi hai.
Isliye tum hamaaray department main aana chaahtay ho.
Tou aanay keliye tum nay socha ke tumhein kis ko khush karna chaahiye.
Aakhir main...
tumhein laga ke tumhein mujhay khush karna chaahiye,
meray auhday ki wajaah say, apna maqsad poora karnay keliye.
Hai ke nahin?
-Hadh hai. -Aisa nahin hai!
Main Kori University say graduate hua hoon.
Ye mujhe batakar ke yeh meri hi university main tha, mera dil jeetna chaahta hai.
Aur ab iss nay hamaaray liye gaana gaana shuru kardiya, mujhay dikhaanay keliye.
Tum meri madad keliye aisa nahin kar rahay thay?
Mr. Ko.
Main sahi keh raha hoon ya nahin?
Jee, aap sahi keh rahay hain.
Kya aap gaayeingay, Secretary Yang?
Main aik musical say mera pasandeeda gaana gaaonga.
Waah, Secretary Yang!
Kamaal kar dikhaaya! Waah!
Sambhal kar.
Aagay say khayaal rakhyega.
Main kis cheez ka khayaal rakhoon?
Bas aisehi khayaal rakhyega.
Meri padding mujhay waapis deke, ziyaada hushiyaari mat dikhaayein.
Aisay achaanak say meray liye sausages ke 3 packet khareed kar
achay bannay ki koshish mat karein.
Aur itna acha gaana mat gaayein,
mera dil dharkaanay keliye.
Aap mera peechha kyun kar rahay hain?
Kyunkay aap nashay main lag rahi hain.
Mujhay dar hai ke aap gir jaayeingi.
Daikhein, aap dobaara hushiyaari karnay ki koshish kar rahay hain.
Phir aap ko meri hifaazat karni chaahiye.
Kuch ajeeb sa hai.
Meri pasand oonchi hai, lekin mujhay Secretary Yang kyun pasand hain?
Kya main unn say mera boyfriend bannay keliye poochhoon?
Nahin.
Yeh sharmindgi ki baat hai, tou main unsay saamnay say kabhi nahin poochhoongi.
Aik larki ko apni izzat rakhni chaahiye.
Woh saamnay say kisi larkay say kaisay poochh sakti hai?
Meri bachi kuchi izzat bacha ke rakhti hoon.
Ya Khuda!
Kaisa lag raha hai?
Aap nay khud clams jama kiye aur uss say kalguksu banaaya,
aur jeon bhi banaaya.
Sab bohot mazedaar hai, hai na?
Jee.
Main aglay saal bhi aap ke saath aaonga.
Iss ka faisla hum baad main kareingay.
Theek hai.
Lekin,
kya aap log yahaan har saal aakar clams jama kartay hain?
Haan. Aam taur par hum apnay abbu ke saath aa kar unn ke saath mazay kartay hain.
Aap logon ka khaandaan itna anokha hai.
Sach main?
Hum nay apni ammi say waada kiya tha.
Waada?
Miso tab 4 saal ki thi.
Hamaaray abbu ko beach ke paas aik music festival main hissa laina tha.
Tou unhon nay aik parosi say gaari li thi.
Hum raastay main thay.
Agar meri pasand ke gaanay ho,
taaza hawa,
aur mera pyaara khaandaan,
main kahin bhi jaa sakta hoon.
Aap itna bura kyun gaatay hain, abbu?
Kya kaha tum nay?
Kya? Tumhaaray abbu ki itni achi aawaaz hai.
Haan, zaahir hai.
Main iss baar zaroor jeetoonga,
aur tumhaari ammi ko inn ki saalgirah keliye trophy doonga.
Aur award ki taqreer keliye,
main,
tumhaara naam chillaaonga.
-Main intizaar karoongi. -Sahi.
Beach aagaya.
Waah. Beach aagaya.
Zabardast. Bohot khoobsoorat hai.
Hamaaray paas abhi bhi thora waqt hai.
Kyun naa hum thori dair keliye beach par jaayein?
Theek hai!
Hum beach par jaayein, bacchon?
-Haan! -Haan!
Chalo.
Kya hua?
Kuch kho gaya kya?
Gaari ki chaabi.
Kya kaha?
Main itna bura shauhar hoon.
Main tumhaari saalgiraah keliye tumhein trophy daina chaahta tha,
lekin main tumhein sirf paraishaaniyaan daita hoon.
Yeh...
tumhaari zindagi ki sab say buri saalgiraah hogi na?
Nahin.
Tumhein bura lag raha hoga ke tum music festival main hissa nahin lesakay.
-Mujhay mil gaye! Mujhay mil gaye! -Sach main?
Tou tumhein clam mila, gaari ki chaabi nahin.
Main nay pehli dafa aik clam daikh hai.
Iss say kuch mazedaar banaatay hain.
Hamein aur chaahiye hongay agar kuch mazedaar banaana hai tou.
Bachhon, hum saath aur clams dhoondnay chalein?
-Haan! -Haan!
-Chalo. -Chalo.
Aray, sorry.
Tum gaari ki chaabiyaan dhoondo. Main bacchon ko daikhti hoon.
Nahin.
Michael J. Fox nay kaha tha.
"Khaandaan, sirf zaroori nahin, sab kuch hota hai".
Main gaari khulwaanay keliye workshop main call kar laita hoon.
Main music festival main aglay saal hissa lesakta hoon.
Tou main apnay khandan par dhiyaan doonga, jo aaj meray liye sab kuch hai.
Sach main?
Bilkul.
Main apni masroofiyaat ki wajaah say unn ke saath khail nahin saka.
Main sochta hoon ke shaayed yeh sab isliye hua,
taakay main apnay khaandaan ke saath mazay kar sakoon.
Tum buray shauhar nahin ho.
Aur yeh meri sab say buri saalgiraah nahin hai.
Tumhaari wajaah say, hum sab saath mazay kar rahay hain.
Aik heavy metal band ke mashhoor gulukaar nay kaha tha.
Mujhay washroom jaana hai!
Mujhay washroom jaana hai.
Tumhaari baiti, Miso nay keh diya. Usay washroom jaana hai.
Chalo. Meray saath chalo!
Kya hum yahaan meri har saalgiraah par aayein?
Sach main? Bohot maza aaraha hai!
Hamaari ammi nay aglay aik saal tak apna waada rakha.
Phir, unn ka intiqaal hogaya.
Rukein.
Phir, aaj...
Haan. Aaj meri ammi ki saalgiraah hai.
Hamein,
apni ammi waazeh taur par yaad hain,
lekin Miso itni chhoti thi ke shaayed isay sahi say yaad naa ho.
Mujhay iss keliye hamesha iss wajaah say bura lagta hai.
Mujhay maaf kardo agar aap ko aaj meri wajaah say bura laga.
Nahin.
Mujhay aap say mil kar samajh aagaya ke aap aik achay insaan hain.
Aap ko Miso bohot pasand hai.
Lekin...
chunkay Miso ko hamari ammi ke baaray main sahi say kuch yaad nahin,
mujhay umeed hai ke woh apna khaandaan banaayegi aur khush rahegi.
Tou yeh sach hai ke main fikarmand thi jab main nay suna ke aap dono saath hain.
Main aap ko fikar karnay ki koi wajaah nahin doonga.
Main bhi Secretary Kim ki khushi itni hi chaahta hoon, jitna ke aap.
Tumhein uss aurat ke baaray main
kuch yaad nahin jis nay hamein aghwa kiya tha?
Tumhein aghwa honay ke baaray main yaad nahin, ya bach kar bhaagnay ke?
Kuch bhi nahin?
Inn do tasweeron main say,
tum kon ho?
Main nahin jaanti aap kya socheingi.
Lekin mujhay lagta hai, jis Hyeon ka aapne zikar kiya tha, woh Vice President hain.
Tum yahaan akaili baith kar kya kar rahi ho?
Tum waapis mujhay iss tarha say kyun daikh rahi ho?
Kya hua?
Kuch hua kya?
Jaan.
Meray khayaal say...
ab waqt aagaya hai ke hum apnay bacchon ko sach bataa dein.
Kya?
Mujhay nahin lagta ke ab yeh raaz chhupa reh sakta hai.
Meray khayaal say main nay unhein kaafi hadh tak khush kardiya hai.
Mujhay bhi aisa hi lagta hai.
Tees saal ki umar main aik maahir CEO honay say ziyada, yeh maayenay rakhta hai.
Lekin main abhi bhi aik baat ko lekar paraishaan hoon.
Main yahan na aata agar mujhay maalum hota ke aaj tumhaari ammi ki saalgiraah hai.
Aisay mauqon par apnay khaandaan ke saath waqt guzaarna hi munaasib hai.
Nahin.
Mujhay khushi hai ke aap yahaan aaye aur aap nay meray liye poori koshish ki.
Meray khayaal say meri behnein bhi khush hain,
kyunkay unhein ab pata chal gaya ke aap achay insaan hain.
Hum meri ammi ki barsi par sab say ziyaada dukhi hotay hain,
aur unn ki saalgiraah par sab say ziyaada mazay kartay hain.
Meray khayaal say tumhaaray khaandaan main sab bohot achay log hain.
Aur tumhaari ammi...
yaqeenan aik achi insaan hongi.
Tum sahi keh rahay ho.
Woh bohot hi achi insaan thi.
Iss samandar say jaanay ke kuch hi waqt baad,
meri ammi jo sehet mand thi, woh behosh hogayi.
Yahaan aao!
Meray abbu unn ka khayaal rakhnay main masroof hotay thay,
tou woh hamesha haspataal main hotay thay.
Tou, main...
hamesha akaili hoti thi.
Mujhay bohot jalan hoti thi,
jab main apnay doston ko apni ammiyon ke sath khailtay huay dekhti.
Lekin phir aik din...
Tumhein saath khailna chaahiye.
Isay yahaan daalo.
Miso!
Ammi!
Meray saath tag khailein! Mujhay pakrein, ammi!
-Acha? -Haan.
Theek hai.
Jaao!
Main bohot khush thi ke meri ammi aayein.
Main bohot khush thi.
Phir mujhay pata chala ke haspataal unn keliye aur kuch nahin kar sakta tha.
Tou woh isliye ghar aayein thi.
Unhein bhaagtay huay dard horaha hoga,
kyunkay woh tab bhi bimaar thi.
Lekin,
agar meray paas yeh yaad naa hoti,
tou main unn ke baaray main aasaani say bhool jaati.
Main bohot chhoti thi.
Aur meri apni ammi ke saath ziyaada yaadein nahin hain.
Acha.
Tou...
agar aap ki kuch aisi yaadein hain, jin ke baaray main aap baat nahin kar saktay,
mujhay umeed hai ke aik din aap woh yadein meray saath baant sakengay.
Main uss din ka...
intizaar karoongi.
Kyunkay ab say,
main hamesha aap ke saath rahoongi.
Kaash tum hamaaray saath aur waqt guzaar sakti.
Main nay kaha tha tum say ke khaanay ke waqt hamaara showcase hai.
Main agli dafa aap say achay say miloonga.
Aanay say pehlay mazay karna.
Khayaal rakhna.
Miso ka khayaal rakhna please.
Jee.
Alvida.
Aap theek nahin lag rahi.
Aap kis baaray main baat karna chaahti hain?
Paraishaan mat hona.
Aur main nahin chaahti ke tum kuch bardaasht karo,
pachhtaaway ki wajaah say.
Main jo keh rahi hoon, woh ghaur say sunna.
Uss din ke baaray main.
Chaubees saal pehlay.
Uss din ke baaray main.
Chaubees saal pehlay.
Jo aghwa hua tha,
woh tum nahin thay.
Woh main hi tha.
Mujhay yaqeen hai.
Mujhay pakka yaqeen hai ke woh main hi tha.
Software main azeem taraqqi!
AI analysis tool! Main paish karta hoon, B Tool!
Tum kis cheez ke mazay lerahi ho?
Ya Khuda.
Maazrat. Mujhay thori bhook lagi thi.
Commemorative tasweer leli?
Haan bas leli.
Itna ajeeb sa tha.
Main jaldi ghar jaa kar aaraam karna chaahta hoon.
Sirf congratulatory performance reh gayi hai.
Thori dair aur bardaasht karlein please.
Main iss ke baad faarigh hoon, hai na?
Main nay jaan bhooj kar aisa kiya, kyunkay main jaanti thi ke aap thak gaye hongay.
Fikar mat karein.
Main sirf tum par bharosa kar sakta hoon.
Vice President, Lee Yeongjun.
-Jaao aur thora aaraam karo. -Jee.
Ab UK Software keliye, congratulatory performance ka waqt hogaya hai.
Magician Choi Hyeonwoo ka show ab shuru hoga!
Baraaye meherbaani taaliyaan bajaayein.
Tum yahaan kya kar rahay ho?
Main nay suna ke meri yaadein sab jhooti hain.
Kya tumhien bhi aisa hi lagta hai?
Kya yeh itna mushkil sawaal hai,
ke tum mujhay jawaab bhi nahin desakti?
Main ab hamaaray khaas mehmaan ko stage par bulaana chaahoonga.
Main paish karta hoon, model, Kim Nayeon.
Kya iss ka matlab hai...
ke meri yaadein...
jhooti hain?
Kabhi kabhi...
mujhay apni bachpan ki cheezon ka khwaab aata hai.
Jis ka mujhay koi andaaza nahin ke unn ka kya matlab hai.
Agar...
Meray khwaabon main...
Tumhaaray abbu kaam par gaye hain.
Tum bakwaas kyun karti rehti ho?
Woh aurat ajeeb si hogayi hai.
Nahin Miso, woh aik aurat nahin. Makra hai.
Aik bara sa makra.
-Mujhay dar lag raha hai, Seonghyeon! -Miso!
Wahin ruko. Yahaan mat aana.
Nahin, Seonghyeon!
-Mujhay akaila mat chhoro! -Main nay tumhein aanay say mana kiya!
Mujhay yaad aagaya.
Miso.
Utho, Miso! Miso!
Secretary Kim!
Utho, Secretary Kim!
Kim Miso!
What's Wrong With Secretary Kim?
Tum jaanti ho main kon hoon?
Tum nay Miso say kya kaha?
Tum nay uss say kya kaha ke woh behosh hogayi?
Hum iss dunya main kuch bhi nahin chhupa saktay.